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Sunday, April 14, 2013

I Give the Republicans Credit



I am a registered Independent.  Why is that?  Is it because I am a radical who refuses to side himself with any institution of authority?  In truth, I am too old for that shit.  Am I afraid of commitment and unwilling to deal with the marital strife that is inevitable in any long term relationship?  I have been with my wife for over 20 years.  And remember, there is always make up sex (I just got an image of Harry Reid and Paul Ryan spooning – damn my imagination!)  Am I afraid of losing?  The independent party is one of the most unsuccessful organizations of government that has existed to this date.
          So… if I am not a radical, I am willing to commit and I am not afraid of getting my ass kicked in a fight, then why do I refuse to align myself with either of the two political monopolies that are running, and ultimately ruining this country?
          This answer is simple.  It is because I am a sensible, rational and intelligent individual who realizes that I am only one of over 250 million Americans in this country.  I not only understand, but I embrace the idea that I am not going to agree with everyone who lives in this country on every issue.  My neighbor and I may both agree with increasing funding for our local school system, but be at opposite ends regarding the gun control issue.  He is still my neighbor and overall a nice guy and my friend. 
          We all come from different backgrounds.  We have all lived a life very different from one another, with different life experiences.  This will obviously have a major impact on who we are and what we believe in.  I even find my ideals very different from the young man that I was 20 years ago.  I currently hold very different social and political view points than I did back then.  What a stupid ass I was!  My point is simply that we are all very different people, with different opinions and beliefs, yet we are all Americans.  I hope that we could even extend this idea globally and say that we are all human beings, but small steps are how growth and success is achieved.  However, currently this nation and its political parties, especially the republicans are, are in full retreat.  Progress has been replaced by regression.
          I give the Republican Party credit.  It is not easy being a constant asshole.  Trust me – I know.  I am an asshole.  My own family constantly tells me I am, followed by hugs and kisses.  However, in recent years I have no ‘X’s’ and ‘O’s’ for my elected republican representatives.  In fact, since I wrote my book and have been trying to feverishly promote it for the past 3 months, I have been an even bigger ass and found myself exhausted.  I have not written a thing, tweeted or booked my face for the past month, simply because I got tired of being a jackass all the time.  And that is coming from a jackass.
          So I have to at least admire the Republican Party of today only for the fact that for the past 5 years they have been nothing but obstructionist assholes, fabricating bullshit excuses to reject every plan put forth by anybody but themselves.  They continue to do this despite the fact that all polls show majority of Americans support for issues such as responsible gun control laws (although Democrats are not doing a good job either), higher taxation for the wealthy, reduction in corporate tax loop holes, reasonable regulation of big business, especially banks, reduction of our military spending, support for our education system, rebuilding our infrastructure and for the party that is bent on minimizing government and allowing people to live their lives free from big brother watching, get the fuck out of the bedroom and let gay people marry!  Who gives a shit what two consenting adults do in the privacy of their own home!  They’re not going to storm into your house and force you to watch.  It is not going to turn anyone that does not want to, to their ‘dark side’.  Let people live their lives with whomever they wish and everyone else stay out of it!  We gave civil liberties to blacks and women because it was the moral thing to do, and that is what a moral society does.  We are failing our fellow Americans by not extending to them the rights we hold so dear for ourselves, and that is just being a fucking hypocrite.  Republicans can take solace in the fact that if hardworking gay Americans are allowed to marry, think of all the lower taxes they will have to pay when they file jointly. 
          So, in conclusion, my only advice to the current Republican Party is to take some time off from being complete jackasses.  Try cooperating with others who think outside your box, especially when they represent the majority of the nation.  Experiment with the concept of compromise and smile sometimes, instead of crying.  Trust me, you may actually feel better about yourselves and maybe even return to a value system that I used to respect.  Keep walking down the path your taking and it won’t be long until you become an endangered species.  Then you’ll be crying to the Government for protection.